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“What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.”

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George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more

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