“Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.” NeedsDrinkWineDrinkingVodka Author:Viktor Chernomyrdin
“The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.” BigsLastsLeftSoundDealsDrinkingLast TimeDrankLeft And Right Author:Jimmy Pardo
“It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.” TogetherDrugDrinkingAlcoholDrugs And AlcoholArranged Marriage Author:Tom Papa
“Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling.” DiedDrinkingDrivingJugglingDrinking And Driving Author:Lee Mack
“I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret. They'll hand me my drink, and I'll go, 'Man, what the hell is in this?' 'Dude, don't worry. Don't ask, just drink it. I'll see you in 20 minutes.' Next thing you know, I'm buck naked, standing on a coffee table, with a cowboy hat.” KnowsMenHandsNextAsksHouseWhiteSecretBoysWorryHellMinutesDrinkStandingTablesDrinkingCoffeeNakedHatsCowboyBucksCiaYou Like ItCowboy Hat Author:Aries Spears
“Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent.” YearsHas BeensI CanLastsLyingPercentReportsLast YearTabloids Author:Kirstie Alley
“The message of Easter is not that Jesus is alive, it is so much more. The message of Easter is that Jesus has risen!” JesusAliveMessagesLife ChangingResurrectionEasterRisenJesus ResurrectionEaster ResurrectionHappy EasterEaster Inspirational Author:Colin S. Smith
“Our sin reached its full horror and found its most awful expression in the cross.” FoundSinExpressionHorrorCrossesAwfulEasterEaster Resurrection Author:Colin S. Smith