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“In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.”

Quote by Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien, born on April 18, 1963, is a renowned talk show host from the United States. Known for his unique sense of humor and engaging interaction with audiences, he has hosted several popular talk show programs. more

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