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“Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.”

Quote by Will Durst

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Will Durst is an American comedian known for his satirical and sharp wit. Born on March 18, 1952, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s. Durst is celebrated for his performances in television, radio, and on stage, particularly at comedy clubs and festivals. more

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