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Famous Will Durst Quotes
“I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.”
“Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.”
“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”
“It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point”
“Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars”
“The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.”