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“President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.”

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Will Durst is an American comedian known for his satirical and sharp wit. Born on March 18, 1952, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s. Durst is celebrated for his performances in television, radio, and on stage, particularly at comedy clubs and festivals. more

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