“I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.”
Quote by Will Durst
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Will Durst
Will Durst is an American comedian known for his satirical and sharp wit. Born on March 18, 1952, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s. Durst is celebrated for his performances in television, radio, and on stage, particularly at comedy clubs and festivals. more
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