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“My life is littered with bad decisions.”

Quote by Will Forte

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Will Forte, born on June 17, 1970, is an American actor, screenwriter, and comedian. He gained widespread recognition for his role as Mike Branson in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', and has also appeared in several films. more

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