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“In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.”

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Josh Billings
Josh Billings

Josh Billings, born on April 21, 1818, was a renowned American humorist. His works are known for their wit, humor, and satire, which have won the hearts of many readers. His life was full of legend, transitioning from a farmer to a writer, which became the theme of many stories. more

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