“If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.”
Quote by Eugene Mirman
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“If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.”
“Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!”
“If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.”
“That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.”
Source: The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
