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“Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.”

Quote by Corey Ford

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Corey Ford, born on April 29, 1902, was a renowned American humorist. Known for his unique sense of humor, Ford's works have been widely appreciated by readers. His humor is characterized by wit, humor, and satire, which have had a profound impact on American humor literature. more

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