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“Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss? Think about it. In the real world, if you saw someone an-inch-and-a-half away, coming at you with their eyes open and their lips puckered, you'd scream. It's alarming.”

Quote by Paul Reiser

Book:Couplehood

Work

This book delves into the intricacies of couplehood, examining the dynamics and challenges that arise within a marital partnership. more

Author

Paul Reiser is an American comedian, writer, and television producer. Known for his unique humor and profound emotional insights, he is best known for his work on the sitcom 'Paul Reiser' and his books 'I, Paul' and 'I, Paul 2'. more

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