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“It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."”

Quote by Michael Ian Black

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Michael Ian Black

Michael Ian Black, born on August 12, 1971, is an accomplished American comedian. His career began in the 1990s, and he gained widespread recognition for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Black has a rich experience in the comedy industry, participating in various comedy shows and movies, and is beloved by audiences for his distinctive comedic talent and humor. more

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