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Quote by Ned Kelly

“I do not pretend that I have led a blameless life, or that one fault justifies another, but the public in judging a case like mine should remember that the darkest life may have a bright side...”

Quote by Ned Kelly

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Ned Kelly, a famous Australian bushranger, was born on June 3, 1855, and died on November 11, 1880. He is renowned for leading a series of robberies and violent incidents, becoming a legendary figure in Australian history. more

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