“Our dreams must be stronger than our memories. We must be pulled by our dreams, rater than pushed by our memories.” Quote by Jesse Jackson
“There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.” KnowsJobsGuyAnxietyNew JobKetchup Author:Jon Stewart
“You know, I've always wanted to be a young Charles Kuralt. I started in this business with just a Winnebago and a dream.” KnowsDreamWantedYoung Author:Jon Stewart
“I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.” PeopleThinkingFacesGamesBlackRaceBlack People Author:Jon Stewart
“Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.” LongStillsAmericaGuyNaturalWorryResourcesOkayNatural Resources Author:Jon Stewart
“We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.” GivingKindPlanetsDeserveAspectOvercomingCaretakers Author:Jon Stewart
“New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentence if your ringer plays a Latin-themed novelty song.” IfsFirstsStatesPlayHandsSongTalkingNew YorkFineMonthsSixFirst TimePhonesSentencesDrivingCellsLatinJailSix MonthsNoveltyCell PhoneBans Author:Jon Stewart
“In case you're wondering what we all do here during the commercial breaks, mostly we just sit around making catty remarks about the outfits you're all wearing at home.” HomeWonderBreakCasesAdvertisingRemarksOutfits Author:Jon Stewart
“Gay people can't be proud of the country and want to defend it too. What's the army afraid is going to happen if gay people are in it. Private, shoot that man! I can't, he's adorable.” PeopleIfsMenWantI CanCountryHappensProudGayArmyBe ProudGay PeopleAdorable Author:Jon Stewart
“I don't want to die before my parents die, especially my mother. Because I think that's tragic. Because I don't want her to get the chance to pick out what I'm going to wear for eternity.” ThinkingWantMotherDiesParentChancePicksEternityTragicWanting To Die Author:Jon Stewart