“I hated my mom for not letting me play football as a kid. So when I have kids someday, I guarantee they'll never meet their grandmother.”
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Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more
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