“The horse was gray like the stormy sky with some splotches that were dark and some that were light. Its tail was really long and swishy like a brush or a broom. Tatum wondered if he could wag it very well when it was probably heavy because that was the point of a tail.”
“(N)ot writing was hard work, almost as hard as writing.”
“People aren't nice, people aren't nice, you should know that by now.”
“To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap.”
“Unpopularity is my thing. I revel in it.”
“Being in the minority is not necessarily testimony to the futility of an ideal.”
“Never trust the sweetness of the tongue and never doubt the bitterness of the truth.”