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“Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!”

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Dana Gould is an American comedian, writer, and television producer. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Gould was born on August 24, 1964. He began his career performing in Los Angeles comedy clubs and has since gained recognition in television and film. more

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