“When you want success as bad as you want to breathe, then you will be successful.” Quote by Eric Thomas
“A vote for change is a vote for a stronger, safer, healthier America. A vote for Bush is a vote for a divided, unstable, paranoid America. It is our duty to this beautiful land to let our voices be heard. That's the reason for the tour. That's why I'm doing it.” ReasonAmericaBeautifulVoiceHeardLandDutyVoteStrongerDividedParanoidUnstableBeautiful Land Author:Dave Matthews
“Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'” SaidTodayRepublicanTicketsRumor Author:Jay Leno
“NBC announced that during the summer Olympics they will set a new record by airing over 1200 hours of coverage. Which is amazing because that's 10 hours longer than the coverage of Reagan's funeral.” HoursRecordsSummerFuneralOlympicsCoverageNbc Author:Conan O'Brien
“John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.” FeelingsWeekRepublicanShouldersDamageSurgeryJohn Kerry Author:David Letterman
“Things have gotten so bad in this country, you look back at Richard Nixon with nostalgia.” LooksCountryNostalgia Author:Ralph Nader
“President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.” JobsLastsPresidentMonthsYeahWorkersCampaignsPresident BushNew Job Author:Craig Kilborn
“Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?” BelieveI BelieveFlyingInvisibleFighterJetBoeingNational GuardFighter Jets Author:Craig Kilborn
“It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.” LooksPresidentDemocratJunePresident BushNovemberHanding Over Author:David Letterman
“Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'” KidsBehindsCoupleProgramDuesScalesBudgetsCrunch Author:David Letterman
“There's a rumor that President George Bush had a nose job, that he had some kind of plastic surgery, that he actually had a nose job. If this is true, that's the first new job he's created since taking office.” IfsFirstsKindJobsPresidentOfficeNosesPlasticSurgeryRumorPlastic SurgeryNew Job Author:David Letterman