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“President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.”

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Craig Kilborn, born on August 24, 1962, is an American actor known for his roles in various television series and films, renowned for his unique acting style and sense of humor. more

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