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“Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.”

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Tina Fey, born on May 18, 1970, is an accomplished American actress, writer, and comedian. She gained fame for her work on 'Saturday Night Live' and has since starred in numerous films. Fey is recognized for her humorous and witty performance style. more

“MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.”

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Author:Tina Fey

“There are no mistakes only opportunities.”

Inspirational Opportunity Mistake Successful

Author:Tina Fey

“In Ixion music and party are our only beliefs. Darkness is our comfort. We have few rules but they are absolute. Your endocrine systems have been altered by changes to your hypothalamus. You no longer need to sleep or see sunlight.”

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“This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.”

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Author:Tina Fey