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“There's no telling what might have happened to our defense budget if Saddam Hussein hadn't invaded Kuwait that August and set everyone gearing up for World War II. Can we count on Saddam Hussein to come along every year and resolve our defense-policy debates? Given the history of the Middle East, it's possible.”

Book:Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

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Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

This book is a humorous take on the U.S. government, providing a satirical perspective on its workings and institutions. more

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P. J. O'Rourke

P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more

“The will to domination is a ravenous beast. There are never enough warm bodies to satiate its monstrous hunger. Once alive, this beast grows and grows, feeding on all the life around it, scouring the earth to find new sources of nourishment. This beast lives in each man who battens on female servitude.”

Men War Enough Body Earth Grows Alive Source Female Hunger Warm Oppression Beast Oppressed Feeding Domination Monstrous Nourishment Servitude

Author:Andrea Dworkin

“The slanders poured down like Niagara. If you take into consideration the setting - the war and the revolution - and the character of the accused - revolutionary leaders of millions who were conducting their party to the sovereign power - you can say without exaggeration that July 1917 was the month of the most gigantic slander in world history.”

Source: History of the Russian Revolution

“Superstition, bigotry and prejudice, ghosts though they are, cling tenaciously to life; they are shades armed with tooth and claw. They must be grappled with unceasingly, for it is a fateful part of human destiny that it is condemned to wage perpetual war against ghosts. A shade is not easily taken by the throat and destroyed.”

Humans War Political Destiny Taken Atheism Prejudice Ghost Teeth Destroyed Bigotry Throat Shade Superstitions Perpetual Claws Perpetual War

Author:Victor Hugo

“In economics, we borrowed from the Bourbons; in foreign policy, we drew on themes fashioned by the nomad warriors of the Eurasian steppes. In spiritual matters, we emulated the braying intolerance of our archenemies, the Shite fundamentalists.”

War Matter Spiritual Policy Economics Warrior Theme Foreign Policy Intolerance Borrowed Nomad Bourbon

Book:WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

Source: WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

“It is easy enough to tell the poor to accept their poverty as Gods will when you yourself have warm clothes and plenty of food and medical care and a roof over your head and no worry about the rent. But if you want them to believe youtry to share some of their poverty and see if you can accept it as Gods will yourself!”

Ifs Want Believe War Enough Care Easy Poor Accepting Poverty Worry Share Clothes Warm Medical Gods Will Plenty Over You Roof Medical Care No Worries Roof Over Your Head

Book:New Seeds of Contemplation

Source: New Seeds of Contemplation

“In my opinion, the most fruitful and natural play of the mind is conversation. I find it sweeter than any other action in life; and if I were forced to choose, I think I would rather lose my sight than my hearing and voice. The study of books is a drowsy and feeble exercise which does not warm you up.”

Ifs Thinking Mind Doe Book War Play Action Voice Loses Natural Opinion Study Exercise Conversation Sight Hearing Warm Drowsy Natural Play

Author:Michel de Montaigne

“Coal is a portable climate. It carries the heat of the tropics to Labrador and the polar circle; and it is the means of transporting itself whithersoever it is wanted. Watt and Stephenson whispered in the ear of mankind their secret, that a half-ounce of coal will draw two tons a mile, and coal carries coal, by rail and by boat, to make Canada as warm as Calcutta, and with its comfort brings its industrial power.”

Mean Two War Wanted Science Secret Half Mankind Comfort Draws Ears Climate Warm Miles Circles Boat Heat Canada Carrie Coal Rail Calcutta Tropics Labradors

Book:The Essential Writings of Ralph Waldo Emerson

Source: The Essential Writings of Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. Like friends, too, we should return to them again and again for, like true friends, they will never fail us - never cease to instruct - never cloy.”

Should Wells Book Failing Friends Return Library Cease Chosen Again And Again True Friend

Author:Charles Caleb Colton

“I will venture to affirm, that the three seasons wherein our corn has miscarried did no more contribute to our present misery, than one spoonful of water thrown upon a rat already drowned would contribute to his death; and that the present plentiful harvest, although it should be followed by a dozen ensuing, would no more restore us, than it would the rat aforesaid to put him near the fire, which might indeed warm his fur-coat, but never bring him back to life.”

Source: The works of Jonathan Swift, containing papers not hitherto publ. With memoir of the author by T. Roscoe

“In this choice of inheritance we have given to our frame of polity the image of a relation in blood; binding up the constitution of our country with our dearest domestic ties; adopting our fundamental laws into the bosom of our family affections; keeping inseparable and cherishing with the warmth of all their combined and mutually reflected charities, our state, our hearths, our sepulchres, and our altars.”

Source: Reflections on the Revolution in France: And on the Proceedings in Certain Societies in London Relative to that Event. In a Letter Intended to Have Been Sent to a Gentleman in Paris

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