“George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!”
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Red Buttons
Red Buttons, born Savino Samuel Buono, was an accomplished American comedian. Renowned for his distinctive comedic style and exceptional performance skills, he starred in numerous films and television shows. Buttons was born on February 5, 1919, and passed away on July 13, 2006. more
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