“I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it to the cat, at the cat's insistence, but the cat has thrown it up on the rug, and someone has tracked it all over onto the other rug. I do not know why cats are such habitual vomiters. They do not seem to enjoy it, judging by the sounds they make while they are doing it. It's their nature. A dog is going to bark. A cat is going to vomit.”
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Roy Blount, Jr.
Roy Blount, Jr. is an American writer renowned for his sharp wit and humor. He has penned a diverse array of books, essays, and articles, delving into subjects such as sports, language, and culture. Blount has been a contributing editor for several magazines and has received numerous accolades for his writing. more
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