“I'd rather die than go to heaven.”
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Brendon Small
Brendon Small, born on February 15, 1975, is an accomplished American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit. He has made a significant mark in the comedy world with his distinctive style. more
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Source: George Bernard Shaw: The Collected Plays (Illustrated): 60 plays including Caesar and Cleopatra, Pygmalion, Saint Joan, The Apple Cart, Cymbeline, Androcles And The Lion, The Man Of Destiny, The Inca Of Perusalem and Macbeth Skit
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