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“I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in that, it's unlimited.”

Quote by Dat Phan

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Dat Phan is a Vietnamese-American comedian known for his unique humor style and profound insights into multiculturalism. Born on January 25, 1975, he gained prominence in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. more

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