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“Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. We take over from the toe up, that's the plan. We spread over USA like fungus from the toe.”

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Dat Phan
Dat Phan

Dat Phan is a Vietnamese-American comedian known for his unique humor style and profound insights into multiculturalism. Born on January 25, 1975, he gained prominence in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. more

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