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The Most of George Burns

This book compiles a selection of George Burns' most memorable anecdotes, jokes, and comedic essays, showcasing his wit and humor over his long and illustrious career. more

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George Burns
George Burns

George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more

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