“If you are lucky and reverent, and hush for a moment the doubts in your head, sometimes God will whisper in your ear.” IfsSometimesMomentsDoubtLuckyEarsGods WillHush Author:John Graves
“It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.” PoliticalStuffPayTaxesYeahFolksPrivilege Author:Lewis Black
“Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.” Has BeensSeemsAbleTermKnownGayHanging OutGay Relationship Author:Lewis Black
“One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.” KnowsStillsRichOne ThingTomorrowBeing Rich Author:Lewis Black
“There is something about poverty that smells like death.” PovertySmell Book:Their Eyes Were Watching God Source: Their Eyes Were Watching God
“Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.” StupidObviousStupidity Author:Lewis Black
“There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.” ShouldGovernmentLaw Author:Lewis Black
“It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'” ThinkingKnowsKindLongStillsShowsLastsPoliticalNightKnow HowForeverComicGod KnowsGood BusinessPiers Author:Lewis Black