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“God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.”

Quote by Robert A. Heinlein

Book:Time Enough for Love

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Time Enough for Love

Robert A. Heinlein's 'Time Enough for Love' is a science fiction novel that delves into complex themes such as the nature of love, the passage of time, and the evolution of humanity. The story follows Lazarus Long, a character who lives for centuries, and his experiences with various forms of love throughout his long life. more

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Robert A. Heinlein

Robert A. Heinlein was an American science fiction writer, hailed as a master in the field of science fiction. His works have had a profound impact on the development of science fiction literature, with classics such as 'Starship Troopers' and 'The Time Machine'. more

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Source: Revolt in 2100

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Source: To Sail Beyond the Sunset

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