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“As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.”

Quote by Billy Gardell

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Billy Gardell, born on August 20, 1969, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and extensive experience in comedy performances. He has gained popularity through various comedy shows and has become a beloved figure among audiences. more

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