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“Passing the SAT: My personal theory is that it has to do with how much money you send them in the mail. I think the amounts they tell you to send are actually just suggested minimum donations - if you get my drift.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Claw Your Way to the Top: How to Become the Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week

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Claw Your Way to the Top: How to Become the Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week

This book provides a comprehensive approach to ascending to the top position in a major corporation within a short timeframe, focusing on practical strategies and techniques. more

Author

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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