“In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.”
Quote by Erma Bombeck
Author
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck was an American humorist and newspaper columnist renowned for her sharp wit and poignant observations on family life and suburban living. Born on February 21, 1927, she passed away on April 22, 1996. Bombeck's columns were syndicated in over 1,000 newspapers, and her books became bestsellers. more
You May Also Like
“not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.”
Source: I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression
“After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.”
Source: I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression
“I'm so bored. I went to the food locker yesterday to visit my meat.”
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
Source: Four of a Kind: A Suburban Field Guide
Source: Four of a Kind: A Suburban Field Guide
“All my life I've been taught how to die, but no one ever taught me how to grow old.”
Source: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
Source: I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression