“I've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?”
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield, born on November 22, 1921, was an iconic American comedian. His career began in the 1950s, and he gained widespread popularity with his unique sense of humor and witty one-liners. Known for his exaggerated physical comedy and sharp wit, Dangerfield's routines often revolved around the awkward and humorous aspects of everyday life and work. His famous catchphrase, 'I don't have a problem, I just don't like certain people,' became a part of popular culture. more
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