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“Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.”

Quote by Daniel Tosh

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Daniel Tosh is an American comedian, writer, and television host. He is known for his unique sense of humor and satirical commentary, best known for his work on the TBS comedy show 'Daniel Tosh Show'. more

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