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“In a way the philosopher and the barber are of the same guild; the barber cuts hair and the philosopher splits hairs.”

Book:Man and People (Norton Library

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Man and People (Norton Library

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“We didn't have time to get you an actual haircut," she said. "Seriously, did you do it yourself? Maybe without a mirror?" I put a hand up to my head self-consciously and said, "I had some help from the General. And, hey, I didn't say anything about your man-shoes." "They're steel-toed," she said calmly. "In case I need to plant them in anyone's ass as a result of him calling them man-shoes. And seriously, you let Toot help you with your hair?”

Funny Boots Faeries Haircut

Book:Skin Game

Source: Skin Game

“Talent without any action doesn't mean anything, and a life without finding what motivates us is less driven.”

Spirituality

Author:wizanda

“Sometimes the best pizza is sushi. That’s where I go to get my haircut. Discounts available for fish with fur.”

Humor Absurd Bizarre Surreal Pizza Fish Sushi Haircut Non Sequitur

Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“My mother has a theory about hair. It is that the longer the hair grows, the dumber a person becomes. She warns that too much hair will suck nutrients away from the head and leave it empty.”

Hair Haircut

Book:Chemistry

Source: Chemistry

“I just don't get it. You've been in love with this bloke since you were a kid, and he's never once got his hair cut short enough that it doesn't poke him in the damn eye.”

Love Hair Vanity Haircut Hairstyle

Book:What Happens in New York

Source: What Happens in New York

“A March haircut foretells April weather.”

Haircut

Book:Plotless

Source: Plotless

“Do you trust your barber enough to close your eyes during a haircut?”

Risk Haircut Barber

Author:Sarvesh Jain

“Sometimes the best pizza is sushi. That’s where I go to get my haircut. Discounts available for fish with fur. (Ducks are birds that swim, and are therefore not pizza.)”

Absurd Ducks Pizza Duck Duck Quote Duck Quotes Fish Sushi Haircut

Book:Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Source: Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Give a man a pair of scissors, and he can cut his son’s hair. But teach his son how to play baseball, and his son can then cut his own hair.”

Humor Baseball Absurd Nonsense Weird Scissors Haircut

Book:Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

Source: Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

“Christian looked at him earnestly. “Does it look OK?” The cut had been impulsive, which wasn’t something Christian was, really. But Eddie stopped fussing and looked like he was raging some internal battle. “Chrissy, you’re killing me here. I’ll say this only once, so listen clearly. You’re beautiful. Not in a ‘Christina Aguilera power song’ kind of way, but in a male model, hot boy fantasy kind of way. Now, don’t ask me again, or I’ll make a fool of myself.”

Haircut

Book:Find Me

Source: Find Me

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