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“I been thinken'. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! get mad! I dont want your damn lemons! demand to see life's manager! Do you know who I am?!? I'm the man who's gonna' burn your house down! with the lemons!”

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“The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her.”

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Author:Cave Johnson - Portal 2

“Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.”

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Author:Cave Johnson - Portal 2

“It's like having a head full of holes, in which the perfect repository of words have shamed themselves," he lamented.”

Stroke Aphasia

Book:One Hundred Names for Love: A Stroke, a Marriage, and the Language of Healing

Source: One Hundred Names for Love: A Stroke, a Marriage, and the Language of Healing

“Since so much of our identity is constructed through our social relationships, which rely so heavily on language, aphasia can obliterate that feeling of belonging”

Relationships Identity Crisis Aphasia

Book:Identity Theft: Rediscovering Ourselves After Stroke

Source: Identity Theft: Rediscovering Ourselves After Stroke

“"The duke stopped beside Maddy’s chair. He turned to Mr. Pember and in the sort of tone that could command regiments, uttered. “Cat.””

Humorous Stroke Aphasia

Book:Flowers from the Storm

Source: Flowers from the Storm

“We focus on the reasons why we ‘can’t’ at the expense of the far greater reasons why we ‘can’.”

“My fear has brazenly taken pen in hand and redefined a horizon as the termination of everything instead of the beginning of many things. And the first thing I need to do is get my pen back.”

God Faith Jesus Belief Fear Horizon End Beginning Pen Visionless

Author:Craig D Lounsbrough

“It is not within my power to refuse the journey of life regardless of the nature of my fears or the depth of my selfishness, for the definitions of ‘journey’ and ‘life’ are indistinguishably synonymous. I can however sufficiently inhibit them and amply fight them to the point that I have accepted the journey, but the journey is now solely defined as my effort to forsake the journey.”

Life God Fear Vision Power Journey Goals Selfishness Mediocrity Direction Visionless

Book:An Intimate Collision: Encounters with Life and Jesus

Source: An Intimate Collision: Encounters with Life and Jesus

“Maybe the impossible was not based on how life actually worked, but on how we constricted life through our bluntly stunted vision and all the other abhorrent things that we did to keep it safe.”

Vision Impossible Perspective Blind Possible Fears Biases Visionless Stunted

Book:The Eighth Page: A Christmas Journey

Source: The Eighth Page: A Christmas Journey

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