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“I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.”

Quote by John Fugelsang

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John Fugelsang is an American actor known for his performances in television and film. Born on September 3, 1969, he has been active in the entertainment industry since the 1990s. more

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