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Quote by Steven Wright

“My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.”

Quote by Steven Wright

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Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more

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