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“I don't audition for "on-air" commercials - the ones where your face can be seen. I've auditioned for voiceover campaigns that I haven't gotten, but I don't really want to be seen in a commercial unless it's a product that I really love. Like, if Adidas asked me, I would do it in a heartbeat. But I did a Reebok commercial, one for Pep Boys, one for Dunkin' Donuts. I auditioned for commercials, but I really couldn't stomach it. It just didn't feel right.”

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Michael Showalter

Michael Showalter, born on June 17, 1970, is an American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and versatile performance skills. He has gained fame through his involvement in various comedy films and has been active on several comedy stages. Showalter's career began in New York's comedy clubs, where he gradually gained recognition in the comedy world. more

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