“What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.” I CanWwePaleJarsHaircutsEyeballsKetchup Author:John Cena
“Are you not aware that my profession involves beating the living hell out of some poor-unfortunate wearing nothing more than a pair of green lycra knicks? I'm practically naked each time I step in the ring. But I tend to cover up my privates in public. No one likes ginger pubes.” PoorStepsHellGreenProfessionRingsLikesNakedPairsWweUnfortunateCover UpsGingerKnicks Author:Sheamus
“I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.” FeelsLittlesNextAgentsDisappointedWweNext TimeAirportsUnwantedTsaMaybe Next Time Author:William Regal
“I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.” NightFantasticWwe Author:Alex Riley
“I walked backstage, standing ovation. Everyone was backstage clapping.” StandingWweClappingOvation Author:The Miz
“Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!” I CanBigsHugeFitSizeStoresAssAppropriatePantsWweBeltsRacks Author:John Cena
“No matter how old he is, or what kind of shape he's in, Hogan believes in his heart that he is the star of the show, and he is wrestling. I don't think he gives a damn about anyone else.” ThinkingGivingBelieveHeartKindMatterShowsStarsShapesDamnWrestlingWwe Author:Bret Hart