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“Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.”

Quote by Tim Vine

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Tim Vine is a British comedy writer, born on March 4, 1967. Known for his humorous poetry and monologue performances, Vine's work often employs satire and humor to explore everyday life. more

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