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Quote by Jimmy Durante

“To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.”

Quote by Jimmy Durante

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Jimmy Durante was an American singer, actor, and comedian, known for his distinctive voice and humor. Born on February 10, 1893, and passing away on January 29, 1980, Durante began his entertainment career in the early 1920s and achieved great success in radio, film, and music. more

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