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“We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth. Or, I've got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth.”

Quote by Brad Stine

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Brad Stine, born in 1960, is a renowned comedian known for his unique sense of humor and popularity among audiences. His comedic works cover a wide range of topics, from daily life to social phenomena, showcasing his keen observation and exceptional humor. more

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“They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting what? I'm expecting a child, silly. Well, then, you probably got a good shot!”

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“I hope that nothing ever wussifies me to deny my own personal beliefs. Brainwashed wussies have been taught that standing up for yourself and defending your personal point of view makes you a close-minded hate monger. One must also be respectful of dissenting belief while supporting their own.”

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