“I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.” Quote by Matthew Perry
“To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.” WritingYearsSaidRememberHappenedYears AgoSevenSeven Years Author:Matthew Perry
“When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff going on, then I would crack a joke to defuse the situation.” PeopleIfsUsedStuffSituationEmotionalHumourSeriousJokesToolsCracksDeep Emotional Author:Matthew Perry
“I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.” ThinkingUsedParty Author:Matthew Perry
“I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up.” ShowsFacesThreeWhiteFourWeekDown AndBoardsReplacedBillboards Author:Matthew Perry
“I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.” NamesAttentionCome UpSentencesPay AttentionAccused Author:Matthew Perry
“Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'” KnowsHouseViewsNice Author:Matthew Perry
“It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'” ShowsStarsSuccessfulToughMovie StarPersona Author:Matthew Perry
“I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.” WorldFunEnjoyFocusPlansMonthsPleaseWideRecoveryGoing AwaySobrietyWorld Wide Web Author:Matthew Perry
“I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.” FlowNecksChins Author:Matthew Perry
“They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.” IfsMenFirstsWellsLaughing Author:Matthew Perry