“Don't kid yourself. President Obama's decision to withdraw 33,000 troops from Afghanistan before he stands for reelection is not driven by the United States' 'position of strength' in the war zone as much as it is by grim economic and political realities at home.” WarStatesHomeRealityKidsPoliticalPresidentDecisionUnitedUnited StatesEconomicPositionDrivenZoneAfghanistanPresident ObamaTroopsGrimWar ZonesReelection Author:Ron Fournier
“I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.” WantNeedsLittlesFacesSongSoundBreakCrazyMy FavoriteYour FaceBassFavorite Song Author:Patrice O'Neal
“I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.” PeopleThinkingConvincedMeatBreastsChickensDeliciousPublicityThighs Author:Patrice O'Neal
“I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.” PeopleThinkingLittlesSeemsGuyThat GuyEdgy Author:Patrice O'Neal
“I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.” GivingDoneHalfSexyBeansLambs Author:Patrice O'Neal
“I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.” HateCrowdsHatedMediocreHate Me Author:Patrice O'Neal
“I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.” NeedsBigsOrderBuffetsCheap Food Author:Patrice O'Neal
“I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.” KnowsTryingKnow HowWeaknessCooksDecentServing Author:Patrice O'Neal
“I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche. I have a really nice truck. But it's a Durango and I like frontin'! I like to ride by and show off.” ShowsCultureFourNiceDoorsSlaveNeighborTruckReally NiceShowing OffPorscheAudiFrontinEscalades Author:Patrice O'Neal