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“I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.”

Quote by Patrice O'Neal

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Patrice O'Neal was a brilliant stand-up comedian known for his sharp wit and insightful commentary. His unique style of humor, which often involved social and political satire as well as personal anecdotes, made him one of the most acclaimed comedians of his time. Despite a relatively short career, his influence in the comedy world continues to this day. more

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