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“Tense and nervous are not the words, though they are the words”

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Chris Kamara, born on December 25, 1957, is a British football commentator and former professional footballer. He has a rich experience in the football world, having served in multiple roles including player, coach, and television commentator. more

“Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now...She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body ... I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't ... but Hannah Storm ... come on now! Stop! What are you doing? ... She's what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.”

“The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.”

Ifs Bears Treats Offense Plague Bubonic Plague

Author:Tony Kornheiser

“Someone I talked to who covered auto racing for a lot of years said she believed there was a 60 percent chance that Junior qualified with a car not quite up to code and people looked the other way because there’s no points involved [with the pole].”

People Way Years Said Chance Car Involved Percent Code Covered Racing Qualified Juniors No Point Auto Racing

Author:Tony Kornheiser

“What do I like about Spurs? The flairness”

Spurs

Author:Dwight Yorke

“Every ball that is kicked, Martin O'Neill will be literally kicking it”

Balls Kicking Kicking It

Author:Dwight Yorke

“A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick”

Men Walking Sticks Strokes Cricket Knocking Thistles Cricket Funny Walking Sticks

Author:John Arlott

“The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk”

Air Weary Signals Cricket Umpires Bye Stalking Cricket Funny

Author:John Arlott

“The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.”

Source: The Blind Watchmaker: Why the Evidence of Evolution Reveals a Universe without Design

“Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator”

Done Bits Bills Cricket Rugby Arithmetic Calculators Cricket Funny Afl

Author:John Arlott

“Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.”

Mean Scene Bed Normal Lays Workers Awkward Co Worker Normal Things

Author:Denise Richards

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