“Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins to age. Aging is every beautiful woman’s kryptonite. And so, yes, it’s ridiculous and no, you don’t have much time and of course it’s not fair. Those three statements are the essence of beauty.”
Paul Rudnick is an American playwright known for his humor and satirical style. His works span across various mediums including theater, film, and television, with notable pieces such as 'Mamma Mia!' and 'The Tony Awards'. more
“How do you fight someone if you can't hit them?”
“You’re not the only one who can get possessive. I’m very proprietary about what’s mine.”
“Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.”
“There should be some kind of radar that lets you know when your soul mate is nearby.”
“Ah yes, the man or the crown. I'm afraid some can't tell the difference.”