“3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to eat is a box of 10 Mars bars The Banker says "Because of my expertise in asset management, I''ll look after our resources" The other 2 agree So the Banker opens the box, gobbles down 9 of the Mars bars and hands the last one to the Daily Mail reader He then says " I'd keep an eye on that Asylum seeker, he's after your Mars Bar”
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Christopher Brookmyre
Christopher Brookmyre, born on September 6, 1968, is a renowned Scottish novelist. His works are known for their dark humor and suspense elements, which have won him a wide audience. more
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